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October 08, 2005

50 CENT - TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, DAMMIT!

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da SICK GALS went gangsta yesterday night at columbia halle.
no picture-taking allowed inside so we have to keep you busy with
this certified be-sweated bandana cloth right from the backstage area
at 50 CENT and G UNITS big doodaa performance. it has been touched by
50 himself or at least LLOYD BANKS and maybe YOUNG BUCK as well.
we got sure friends at the backstages all around the world, feel me?
and the concert? f*** should we know? you could hardly look at the stage. your eyes got smacked by mr. swarovski and lady bling bling every second and even our ol'mates MOBB DEEP were fancy-dressed in strass-embroidered bullet proof vests, saying MOPP DEEP in pink on the front. huge. sparkling. 50 was huge, too. what is this guy doing all day long? not sitting in the studio next to DRE, thats for sure. big piece of meat he is, only muscles, heavy arms and a chest like a opera singer. bet he got his own gym at the crib and all the dancers from the candy shop as his personal trainers. speaking of which: no CANDYSHOP, no JUS'A LIL'BIT. just a handful of hits and then the show was over. had to be finished by ten i guess due to all the little walking basecaps who still smelled of pacifiers & pampers (is this actually what they all want to hide with their baggy trousers?).
good show though, lots of free water all over and the whole G UNIT right in front of you, bigger than tv anyway.

thanks to mister S. for the tix & the date.
thanks to missus S. for da lift.

Posted by ad at October 8, 2005 11:39 AM

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