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September 13, 2005

NINJA TUNE WAX SACK

are you one of the "gefuehlte" 80% djs out there? then you'll know what i'm talking about.
what to do with your vinyl when it's time to leave the house for work?
can't really balance it in a bucket on your head, can you? and since you're not the first one being confronted with this problem, there had been many many and a dozen more smart designers bursting with ideas of how to get your rekkits from a to b.
and oh my gosh - how did they fail! at least the ones who could not afford being too thoughtful cause of the cheap bastards who hired them. thank you reeloop. hello magma. you suck. most of the time.

cases? get the one from HARDWAX. even when it's empty it will weigh more than a fiat 500 with half your family on board. but: it's safe, always to be trusted, always there for you when a chair is missing or somebodie's head has to be smashed in. a knight's armour for your black gold. (deep sigh...)

trolleys? never get them by mailorder if you have not seen them face to face before. will the handle actually fit you or will it rather be a dwarfey than a trolley (ha.ha.ha.)? has anybody at the manufacturer actually ever seen a skateboard before they started bragging with their super polyurethane danny way approved hyper wheels? and so on and so on. stick with UDG for the regular city business. if you've got to travel a lot though, go with a prayer and the strong believe in the good powers of the universe or (see above) take the case and some groupie to carry it for you.

you are athletic, stylish as fuck and never need more than 40 of your favorite whites to make the girls giddy and the guys bow their heads in respect?
ya. get this then. i love this one. it's the best. it's a rucksack.
the ninja tune wax sack. rich material. snap-hook, eye - everything metal. tons of practical lil zipper bags. the softest neoprene handle and the cutest flock of flying ninja eyes embroidered (gasp) to the front. won't safe your vinyl from bumps and beer attacks but hey - this is not where you're going anyway.

here it is. pretty lil princess, aight?
(and yes - i put the record next to it on purpose. double-coolness, know i'm sayin'?)

waxsack.jpg

whatever, if you're looking for a rucksack, take this one, it's real good. that was all i wanted to say really...

Posted by ad at September 13, 2005 10:42 PM

Comments

i am not a dj. heck, i don't even own a gramophone so i barely understood a word of this post.. but i loved the way the words flowed so much that i may even get one of those puppies myself.

Posted by: caspar at September 14, 2005 01:18 AM

still smiling ;-)
rtr 2 - not fair to double coolish about this one.

Posted by: frede at September 14, 2005 09:29 AM

ARRG, RTR2 in da back! Gebs doch zu, das hast du mit Absicht gemacht!! :D

Posted by: Dirk at September 14, 2005 11:07 AM

na hab ich doch schon zugegeben dirk - lesen macht frei...((-;

Posted by: adbiz at September 14, 2005 11:46 AM